Magical, just like the fanny poots of mythical equines.

 

permafrostislost:

Pete Holmes’ “Somebody Loves Your Body Type” Monologue

This is such a great monologue because he perfectly balances body positivity and comedy, please give it a watch

comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from Pete Holmes. Watch his stand-up highlights here and get his special “Nice Try, The Devil" for $5 on CC:Direct. 

comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from Pete Holmes. Watch his stand-up highlights here and get his special “Nice Try, The Devil" for $5 on CC:Direct